Charlie Brown
Silk Shirt Size 8

The time period is the naughties, the song playing in the background is ‘Nasty Girl’ by Destiny’s Child. But you are not nasty, no, not you in your Charlie Brown leopard print silk shirt, size 8, pristine condition. The wind is blowing in your hair and you channel your favourite Destiny’s Child member. For me it was Beyoncé. All thick and stylish and Banging. Last time I wore this shirt I paired it with super tight low rise Bettina Lianos and strappy stilettos that oozed summertime heat in sexy venues. I remember the crowd parting for me amongst murmur of shock and recognition. Damn kids, I was smoking. Perhaps a little too smoking as I strutted my way through the local Greek Orthodox Church on Christmas Day to pick up my Γιαγιά. Sha was thrilled. Long story short. Keep your mind right and your game tight and never be afraid of making an impact. They will remember you in this shirt! That’s for sure!